Did I eat plastic

Something isn't sitting well in my stomach... :(

Airplanes

I sure could go for watching airplanes right now...hello Alaska wouldn't it be nice...

Deleted FB

No one needs to really know my thoughts...and heck if they want to talk to me I have a phone number... Hello FB replacement!!

the crappy part bout public toilets...

The crappy part about public bathrooms is no ones around to replace the role.... Crapppppppppppppppp

the drinking game of life...

When your born some one drinks in joy... When you walk maybe then too... But when you become a teen your parents become drunks and for a different reason so do you... Life moves on and keeps getting worse... The point is for joy there is a SIP..for adventure the is cheap beer...for a bad day a strong drink...every other bad thing the whole bottle...I've been drinking and don't make sense!!

Are you really asking where the tp went....

Dear now exbf who so neive like asked where all the tp went as he accused me of it...please if your so frugal you take dates to dennys and you care how many plies one wipes with....invest in a freaking "happy sock"!

If I was...

If I was sitting at Starbucks bored listening to Mumfords and Sons I might write something like this while staring at a man's shoes as he read the paper...

"If I was a shoe...
Id hate you.
Id make you trip.
Id give you blisters.
Id untie myself every second.
Id roll in dog poo just so you wouldnt use me.
If I was a sock...
I would never match.
I would bunch up on you.
I would run away from you.
I would leave my soulmate to hide from you.
I would hate your shoe for not being a sandle.
If I were pants...
Id shrink on you.
Id wear out on you.
Id make your gut feel fat.
Id make your butt look fat.
Id give you a plumbers crack.
If I were your underwear...
*blink blink*"